Here is the latest
updated from the Daily Bugle viral site for Marc Webb’s The Amazing Spider-Man
2.
This new faux article
refers to yet another villain in the Spider-Man universe, Big Man, who reigns
over pretty much all of the gangs in New York, including the Enforcers. What’s
funny about the article is that it was written by the Big Man himself, Frederick
Foswell, who used to work at the Bugle.
Only Time for Super
Crime
By Frederick Foswell
Despite corroborated
reports that a central figure has risen to claim greater control over the
Russian organized crime families, the NYPD continues to deny the existence of
the lazily nicknamed “Big Man.” (Was “Scary Crime Boss” already taken?) Can’t
we come up with a more pointedly clever nickname for this hard-nosed criminal?
In the four months
since the terrorist attack on OsCorp Tower, violent crime is way up. Everyone’s
afraid of everyone. The nuns are wearing bulletproof habits. Cabbies are afraid
to HONK. Hot dog vendors are staying INSIDE their carts. I even overheard someone
use the word SORRY.
Is this climate of
fear a result of the NYPD shifting its focus towards the potential threat of
super-human activity?
I don’t know about
you, but Spider-Man doesn’t scare me. Nothing in red spandex scares me. It’s
time for the mayor’s office to address the real question at hand: Which is a
bigger police priority — organized crime or super-humans?
A source who
requested anonymity said, “They just want to do real police work, not chase
after unicorns, wall-crawlers and giant mutated reptile-men.”
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